Found this gem in a Norwegian inflight magazine. Thought I’d share.
petition for hannibal lecter to just throw himself in the trash
My Mom just accidentally prematurely sent an email to an accounting firm… It was supposed to say ‘I am afraid that we will have to postpone our meeting”
but she hit send when all it said was
I am afraid
I hope you fall in love with someone who makes you fall in love with the entire world